Monday, March 14, 2011

Requiem for a Suit

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Location: 5th and Oxford Main Store

With this week's conference, Virtual Worlds: Best Practices in Education looming, I felt an overwhelming need to look professional.

I like supporting Second Life's merchants, who have had a tough time during a real-world economic recession.  My hunt this year for a good suit was a short one, given my reading of the hilariously tongue-in-cheek fashion blog, Look at These F*ucking SLipsters.  The blog highlighted the Madison Avenue suits from a firm called 5th and Oxford.

Menswear is hard to find in Second Life, and it is harder to love. I don't want my avatar to be a tattooed love-boy fresh off his motorcycle. That's ludicrous. But a good suit? A suit that Don Draper might wear in Mad Men? Now you are talking.

Arriving at the store, I found every item reduced to 50 Linden Dollars. They are closing. I snapped up all three shades of the suit and an all-black outfit with turtleneck that might have been worn by Andy Warhol.  Shops in virtual world close for many reasons, but this is final: the items will vanish from the grid soon. What happened? I've asked the shop owner in-world and at her blog. Copybotting? Anger at Linden Lab? A new venue outside SL?
5th and Oxford: Closing Sale

Come what may at the conference, my virtual self will have a good suit on thanks to 5th & Oxford. Sorry to see you go; I hardly got to know you. So gents, if you want a good suit, get over to the store now.

4 comments:

Deanya Lattimore IFL / Deanya Zenfold ISL said...

Noooo, Joooooooe, don't do it!

Steampunk is the theme!!! Come on, I"ll help you shop.

Iggy O said...

LOL Deanya. I'm usually Steampunked out :)

Tell you what...I'll wear my Viv Trafalgar tophat with the gears and goggles.

Deanya Lattimore IFL / Deanya Zenfold ISL said...

I'll consider that a generous compromise. But you gotta show some love to the look.

Iggy O said...

Now *that* is an outfit :)

I'll wear Viv's uber-cool duster as well. Greens and browns!