Location: Tipping hat to Viv Trafalgar for this
Given my diversion from virtual worlds every now and then, I just have to note that The Hulk, in the guise of DRUNK HULK, is using Twitter. He types in all caps and says all sorts of things.
Say, who's that coming into my offic...
Give Hulk keyboard, puny professor! Hulk use Twitter now! Hulk get drunk and say funny stuff!
Hulk no need big words! 140 characters enough! Go read now, puny readers!
Drunk Hulk say puny Iggy roll on floor with laughs when Drunk Hulk say things like:
REALLY! THERE BETTER WAY TO REMIND PEOPLES YOU NO CARE ABOUT LIFE THAN KEEP USE YOU AOL EMAIL ADDRESS!
SATIRE CONFUSE DRUNK HULK TOO! PEOPLES NO REALIZE THAT THIS THE SERIOUS!
FED ASK FOR KEVIN COSTNER AND JAMES CAMERON STOP OIL IN GULF! NO EXPECT OIL CRISIS END! BUT EXPECT WORLD LONGEST MOVIE!
and
AL GORE DIVORCE TIPPER! DRUNK HULK BE SAY FOR YEAR! HUMAN AND ROBOT SHOULD NO MARRY!
(Iggy's note, cowering in corner: You have been warned. But read it anyway. Time for Pappy Enoch to start tweeting).
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