Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Aliens in Hillbilly Land! Pappy Abducted!
Location: Pappy Enoch's "Hellbilly Paradise"
The following security-camera photos show, without a doubt, that things NOT OF THIS EARTH walk among us.
After considering carrying off Jezzabel, the creature seemed instead to be looking for Pappy.
It paused for a moment atop "the Rip Snorter," Pappy's old F-150.
There may have been one hope...
Or maybe not...the alien apparently found Pappy in his trailer. He was conducting Web-based research on his favorite topic: Salma Hayek.
I did not arrive in time...this was my last sight of the poor moonshiner...
To be continued...